December 2011
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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A Steampunk Night Before Christmas
© 2009 Suzanne Lazear ‘Twas the night before Christmas and the whole ship was quiet, Too quiet for the likes of this seasoned air pirate. The airship was festooned with frippery and green, With nary a brass polished surface to be seen. Their stocking were hung by the crow’s nest with pride, Along with homemade cookies and rum for Santa to imbibe. I didn’t have the heart to tell the crew ...
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